Friday, September 4, 2009
me and skylar
me and skylar,my 3 yr.old,spent all morning playing guitar hero world tour,fun fun fun,daddy sang while she played the drums(pretend)hey now,we were getting scores in the high 90's,not bad for an old man and a pretend drummer!!!!back to our summer vacation,you've heard of the soup nazi,well,we ran into the towel nazi,mind you there were 6 of us crammed into an already packed van.we were tired,we stopped in jonesboro,ga.we checked into a nice little clean motel,girl who checked us coulden't have been sweeter,we got to our room,double,but one little problem,only two towels,called the front desk to ask for more towels,girl said no problem,how many would you like,i said 4,she said they would be waiting for us,now,we are 2 rooms away from from the office,so it took me 2 sec's to get there,ther was a guy standing there ,i walked in ad said i'm here for my towels,he say's he has no idea what i was talking about and we had eough towels in our room,i said sir we have two towels in our room and there are 6 of us,no,no more towels,isaid gimme a break,2+6 don't add up,no,no more towels,isaid what is there a towel sortage in ga. i just need 4 more towels,he said,i give you three,i said now we're getting some where,now all i need is 1 more towel,he said i give you 1 more towel,you know the bath mat you put on floor,there,you have 6 towels now,next please,i said wait just a cotton picken minute,you really want me to go in there,take a shower after being on the road for16 hours and use something that 10,000 pair of feet have stood on,and dry my face and hair,is that what your asking me to do?next please,4 couples were waiting in line to check in,all walked right out the door after hearing him suggest what i use for my 6th towel,i looked stright into his eyes and said,you have to be the stupidest motel clerk in the history of motel clerks,and walked the door belly laughing the whole way,i even stopped at the window and threw back my head and let out a big ole loud as i could laugh!!!jerry,kramer,i got you beat.so whatever you do,DON'T STOP AT JONESBORO,GA.PASS THE EXIT,DON'T COLLECT $200.00,JUST KEEP DRIVING!!!!!!!